Me: i thought it would be really hilarious to change my password to the word ‘what’
Me: because when people said, “what is the password?” i could go, “yes.”
Me: and we could go back and forth in an amusing fashion
Katie: what’s your password?
Me: no, what is the password
Me: yes is the password?
Me: what is the password
Me: that is what i’m asking!
I just saw a Facebook status asking “So who all still lives in New York?”
Still lives? Like New York has gone out of style or something. Honey, the hipsters might be migrating to Denver, Portland and Asheville, but New York has always and will always be the place to be.
“I can imagine. Having Glory be the only movie you’ve ever seen.”
- it was way more hilarious to us at the time. one hundred.
Katie: “Usually this is where my pile of random shit sleeps… but I guess I can move it over so you can stay here.”
Marie: i’ve been thinking about getting a real clock but i can’t commit
me: i want one with sounds
me: like waves or frogs or something
Marie: haha, yes
me: i’m going to build one that plays sounds of drag clubs spilling into the streets at 2 am and sell it as the Miami Sound Machine
me: stocking stuffer? i think so.
Marie: OH MY GOD”
PLEASE PUT THAT ON THE INTERNET SOMEWHERE