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blueberry-mary: thedailywhat: Kickass Comestible of the Day: Crispy prosciutto chips — porkitos! — that are totally do-it-yourself. Nom Nom Paleo has the how-to. [worldsbestever] :O I bought prosciutto today. Film at 11.

blueberry-mary:

thedailywhat:

Kickass Comestible of the Day: Crispy prosciutto chips — porkitos! — that are totally do-it-yourself.

Nom Nom Paleo has the how-to.

[worldsbestever]

:O

I bought prosciutto today. Film at 11.

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My New Password.

Me: i thought it would be really hilarious to change my password to the word ‘what’

Me: because when people said, “what is the password?” i could go, “yes.”

Katie: LOL

Me: and we could go back and forth in an amusing fashion

Katie: what’s your password?

Katie: what.

Katie: what?

Katie: what?

Me: no, what is the password

Me: yes

Me: yes is the password?

Me: no.

Katie: amazing

Me: what is the password

Me: that is what i’m asking!

I just saw a Facebook status asking “So who all still lives in New York?”

Still lives? Like New York has gone out of style or something. Honey, the hipsters might be migrating to Denver, Portland and Asheville, but New York has always and will always be the place to be.

On Shaquille O’Neal’s Dick.

“It’s like the size of a forearm.”

On Glory.

“I can imagine. Having Glory be the only movie you’ve ever seen.”

- it was way more hilarious to us at the time. one hundred.

On her upcoming visit.

Katie: “Usually this is where my pile of random shit sleeps… but I guess I can move it over so you can stay here.”

“

Marie: i’ve been thinking about getting a real clock but i can’t commit

me: i want one with sounds
me: like waves or frogs or something
me: rain

Marie: haha, yes

me: i’m going to build one that plays sounds of drag clubs spilling into the streets at 2 am and sell it as the Miami Sound Machine
me: stocking stuffer? i think so.

Marie: OH MY GOD
PLEASE PUT THAT ON THE INTERNET SOMEWHERE

”
  • Me: do you realize how much we sat on the floor as children?
  • Shanna: lmfao
  • Me: and how we never do that as adults
  • Shanna: i sit on the floor all the time
  • Shanna: lol
  • Me: we don't like… have meetings and sit on the floor
  • Me: y'know?
  • Shanna: yeah
  • Shanna: are you stoned?
  • Me: I AM
  • Me: hahahhaha
  • Shanna: lol
  • Me: how did you guess?

About my audition.

“I’m not gonna fuckin’ hoof it out with these people who’ve been dancing since they were 4 years old!”